Sunday May 5 @ 02:26am
Sunday May 5 @ 02:26am

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Sunday May 5 @ 02:26am
  • Gatsby: Hey I just met you
  • Gatsby: And this is crazy
  • Gatsby: But I'm going to spend most of my life and wealth in an attempt to pursue you for your stunning vapidness and the warped image of yourself created in my mind as a precursor to my eventual fall
  • Gatsby: So call me maybe
Sunday May 5 @ 02:24am
  • Police: THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN YOUR DOOR NOW!
  • Me: not with that attitude
Sunday May 5 @ 02:24am

karlakoala1214:

Fuck this, i’m wearing sweats.

Sunday May 5 @ 02:24am
Sunday May 5 @ 02:23am
Sunday May 5 @ 02:23am
its 2:23am, wtf?

I got home from work two minutes ago :’( jk but it felt like a really short time wahh, missing nacho’s grad party tomorrow because of work, wahh :( 

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Sunday May 5 @ 02:23am
Sunday May 5 @ 02:21am
faerieeglow:

Omfg

faerieeglow:

Omfg

Sunday May 5 @ 02:21am
Sunday May 5 @ 02:20am
Sunday May 5 @ 02:20am
Sunday May 5 @ 02:19am
when you're reading a fanfic and something terrible happens when you're not expecting it

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Sunday May 5 @ 02:18am


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